(Disclaimer: The original concept of the PPC belongs to Jay and Acacia. Left 2 Die 4ever belongs to The ender of lives. Half Life: Full Life Consequences belongs to squirrelking. Left 4 Dead and its various properties belong to Valve Corporation. Danny Richardson and Laura Dukes belong to me. Thanks to Candescence for betaing. The following story contains violence, questionable language, and whining PPC agents.)

( Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes never get old, right? )

(Disclaimer: The concept of the PPC belongs to Jay and Acacia. “Love a nobody?” (http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3646607/1/) belongs to Dark-Sakura101, who is welcome to it. Kingdom Hearts and its characters belong to Square Enix and Disney Interactive. Danny Richardson and Laura Dukes belong to me. The following story contains violence, some bad language, and some suggestive imagery.)

( B-A-D-F-I-C. Got it memorized? )